Salam,
Aap logon ki hosla afzai and pms ke baad dobara chand chutkaley aap ki khidmat main paish hain mulahiza farmaiye.
GirL:
Jab tum ko fone karo tum Shave kar rahe hote ho
Tm din mei kitni Shave karte ho?
Boy
30 se 40
GirL:
Kya tum PaGaL ho?
Boy:
Nahi Main
“Naeei” hon…
Larki ka bap larki se: jise tum pasand karti ho us k pas bangala car jaidad he.
Larki: toba he sub mard 1 jese hote hen wo bhi aap k bare ma yahi puch raha tha…
2 Twins Apny Kamry Mai Bethy Thy.
1 Hans Hans k Lot Pot ho Raha tha,
2nd Udaas Kony Mai betha Tha.
Baap: Tum itna Q Hans Rahy Ho?
Beta: Mummy ne Dono bar isi ko Nehla Diya.
Wo konsa essa saanp hai
jis k kaatne se sath wala insan kush hota hai . . .
Nai pata ?
Bilkul nai ?
Ludo wala SAANP
Teacher:beta batao chand roshan kyun he?
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Student: kiyun ke wahan WAPDA waly nahi pohnchy abhi tak
taza taza arabi khabrun jameelun..
Haaza Zardari’un Baghairatun, Azaabun Fi Insanun,
Fasaadun, Khabeesun, Mulkun..
Is ki wajatun Pakistan may nahi’un,
Aata-Tunn, Bijli-Sunn, Petrol-Gum, Dham Dham Dhamakatun,Or…
Balance checkun 12 paisun TAXUN, kattun, Kameenun,
Acha hua jootan parun, Lanatun akheerun
waaaaassalam-o-alaikum,
yallah tata ya basha
x-Khatam Shudh -x
:rotato:
waleed ko kya hua ab
hmmm