Some more.. 
Father To Son After Exam: Let Me See Ur Report Card.
Son: My Friend Just Borrowed It He Wants To Scare His Parents
1 Admi Apne Bete Se: Oye,Ghabra Mat Tu Sher Da Puttar Hai!
Beta: Ha Papaji Class Me Miss Bhi Yahi Bolti Hai Ki Tu Kisi Janwar Ki He Aulad Hai
A Sardar Fell Ill & Shivering With Cold Doctor Came N Asked Wat Happened?
His Son Said: Bimari Da Te Pata Nai Par Abba Swair Da Vibration Te Laga Hoyaa
Urdu: ( Bimari ka to pata nahi Abu Subah se Vibration pe lage hoe hain [as in mobile])
Ek Ladka Gadhe Ke Samne Gir Gaya.
Ek Khubsurat Ladki Ne Dekha Aur Boli: Kyun, Apne Bade Bhai Ke Paon Chhu Rahe Ho?
Ladka Bola: Ji Haan,Bhabi
Girl: Dear Hum Kaha Ja Rahe He?
Boy: Long Drive Par Dear
Girl: Pahele Kyu Nahi Bataya !
Boy: Mujhe B Abhi Pata Chala Jab Break Fail Huyi !
Wife: Last Night I Dreamed Of U Buying Me A Diamond Necklace
Husband: Tonight, Go To Sleep And Enjoy Wearing It
Race Dekhte Huey Sardar 2 Fellow Sardar: Inaam Kis Ko Mile Ga ?
2nd: Sab Se Aagey Waley Ko
1st Sardar: Tau Phir Peeche Waley Kyon Bhag Rahe Hain
Husband: Tum Kon Hoo
Biwi: Pagal Hogay Kya Apni Biwi Koo Bhol Gaye
Husband: Nasha Her Gham Bhola Deta He
Husband Wife Mai Larai Hui Husband Ghar Se Chala Gaya
Husband: Raat Ko Fone Pay Khanay Mai Kia Hai
Wife: Zehar
Husband: Mai Dair Se Aoonga Tum Kha Kar So Jana..
3 Ways To Catch A Tiger
1- Newtons Method
Allow The Tiger To Catch U & Catch The Tiger
2- Einsteins Method
Chase The Tiger Until It Becomes Tired
Then Catch It
3- Pakistani Police Method
Catch A Cat & Beat It
Until It Accepts Its A Tiger
Enjoy :rotato:
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