As I can see that the forum is getting rammed with my posts, so I thought to post some of them together to keep it in better form.. 
Ek Burhiya Bacchay Se:
So Ja Diploma So Ja
Parosan:
Aap Ne Isay Diploma Kyun Kaha?
Burhiya:
Meri Beti College Se Diploma Lenay Gayi Thi,
Ye Le Kar Agai
Ek Aadmi Raat Ko 3 Baje Utha Or Tahajjud Parhne K Bad Dua Magte Waqt Bola: Mere Mola Sab Sorahe Hen Or Men Teri Ibadat Kar Raha Hoon.
To Saath Wali Charpai Se Awaaz Aai: Batameez Tu Apni Dua Maang Hamari Q Shikayat Kar Raha He
1 Dehati Aurat Check Cash Kerwany Bank Gai
Clerk : Yahan Sign Karo.
Aurat : Kaise?
Clerk : Jaisy Khat K Akhir Mei Likhte Hain
She Wrote: Faqat Tuhadi Kakay Di Maa
An Old Rich Man Marries A Young Girl.
Interviewer Asks The Girl: Aap Ne In Mai Shaadi K Liye Kia Dekha?
Girl: 1 Tou In Ki " Income" Aur Dosra In Kay “Din Kum”
1 Chinese Baccha Doosre Se: Yaar Mere Abbu Ka Intiqaal Ho Gaya Hai.
Dossra Baccha: Oh Yaar!! China Ki Cheezo Ke Sath Yahi Masla Hota Hai
Bhikhari: Madam Ek Rupiya Dede! 3 Din Se Bhukha Hu!
Madam: Ek Rupiye Ka Tu Kya Karega?
Bhikhari: Weight Karvaunga Dekhna Hai Kitna Kam Hua
Parents To A College Watchman: Is This College Good..?
Watchman: Probably The Best I Did My Engineering Here & Got Immediate Placement
Policeman 2 His Son: Tumahara Result Achha Nahi Aaya Aaj Se Tumhara Khelna Aur Tv Dekhna Band
Son: Acha Ye 50 Rupee Pakdo Aur Mamla Yahi Nipta Do
Friends: Yar Mai Apni Girl Friend Ko Kya Gift Doon?
Boy: Diamond Ka Haar Dedo
Friend: Nahi Yar Koi Aysi Cheez Jo Ajtak Usko Kabhi Kisi Ne Na Di Ho
Boy: Phansi Dedo..
SON: Dad 1 Glass Pani Do
AD: Khud Lo
SON: Plz Dona
DAD: Agar Fir Maanga To Thappad Dunga
SON: Jab Thappad Marne Aao To Pani Le Ana
Teacher: Sach Aur Veham Main Kya Faraq Hai?
Student: Aap Jo Hamein Parha Rahi Hain Wo Sach Hai. Ham Parh Rahe Hain Ye Ap Ka Veham Hai.
Ek Molvi Bus Me Ja Raha Tha
Samney Bethi Ek Aurat Apny Bety Ko
Bar Bar Ye Hi Bol Rahi Thi:
Beta Jaldi Se Ye Halwa Kha Lo
Warna Me Un Uncle Ko De Dun Gi
Jab Us Orat Ne Chothi Bar
Ye Hi Alfaaz Bole To Molvi Ghusse Se Bola:
O Baji Gee Jaldi Fesla
Karo,
Halway K Chakkar Me Mai
4 Stop Agey Aa Gaya Hoon.
A Suicide Bomber To Mulla Umer
Sir G!
Barood Thora Kum Dala Karen,
Last Time Hamara Admi
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Jannat Se 3 Kilometer
Agy Nikal Gya Tha.
I Hope so it will be enough.. 
good ones