May God blast you!

*A School Master from a remote rural area in Bihar was transferred to a new School in Mumbai. He reported for duty two days after actual date of joining. Consequently was asked for explanation in writting
Here he goes… *

Deer sur,
"This is my first vijit to Bombai. If small small mistakes get inside my letter, I ask pardon. Stickly speaking, I wanted to joint your school more fastly,but for the following reason, too much time lost in getting slipper reservation in three-tyre compartment. The clerk rejected to give ticket. to I and my sun. I put complaint on station master. He said I to go to lady clerk. At first she also rejected. I then pressed her for long time and at last with great difficulty she gave a birth only to my sun. Anyway I thanked the station master because he was responsible for getting birth of my sun. I hope u will see my hole story and late me first time I am now ending this fastly.
May God blast you!
Thank you "