Maulvi Sahib

A priest and pastor from the local parishes are standing by the side of the road holding up a sign that reads, “The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it’s too late!”

“Leave us alone you religious nuts!” yelled the first driver as he sped by.

From around the curve they heard screeching tires and a big crash.

“Do you think,” said one clergy to the other, “we should just put up a sign that says, ‘Bridge Out’ instead?”

..nice one!..I dunno I had also that joke in my mail..

hahahaha lolz that's hillarious!!


Life is simple until it gets complicated.

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Ye Lamhay, Ye Pal Ham
Barson Yaad Karengay

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heheahah :k
thankkk u


Sugar, spice 'n all things nice

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reall gooood

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Your Faith gives me strength
Your smiles wash away my sorrows
your touch heals my wounds
You are in my blood and my soul…
There is nothing more I want from this world but you my Messiah

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LOL!! Hahahah…thts hilarious!

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Is it progress when a cannibal uses a knife and fork?

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If u cant beat’em in size, Kill 'em !!!

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lol good one

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May yesterday be the worst day of your life.