Matter of Identity --

It’s a regular class at a university. Forum type, 300 to 400
students.

The teacher is notoriously nasty with people who are tardy and he
has a policy that when he says, ‘STOP,’ you stop taking your
exam.

Well one day he yells STOP! All the students stop and turn their
tests in, except for one student.

So the teacher thinks, ‘OK, I’ll let him keep going to waste his
time.’

So five minutes pass and the late student walks up and tries to
turn in his paper.

But the professor says: “Sorry I can’t take your paper.”

“Why not?”

“Because you’re late.”

“Do you have any idea who you’re dealing with?” yells the student
angrily.

The Professor looks at the student… “No.”

“You mean to tell me you have no idea who I am?” demands the
student.

“I have no idea who you are.” says the professor.

“Good” says the student as he shoves his test into the middle of
the pile and walks off.

:hehe: LOL! :smiley: