Maths of life
Scary but quite true.
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy
Dumb man + smart woman = affair
Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she
doesn't need.
A woman worries about the future until she
gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he
gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more
money that his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such
a man.
To be happy with a man, you must understand
him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her
a lot & not try to understand her at all.
Married men live longer than single man, but
married men are a lot more willing to die.
Any married man should forget his mistakes,
there's no use in two people remembering
thesame thing.
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to
bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night
A woman marries a man expecting he will
change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she
won't change, and she does.
“even if u r not hungry just be greedy”