************* Subject: Math *************
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS *******************
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man +dumb woman =pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC *****************
Smart boss + smart employee =profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee =promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
SHOPPING MATH *************
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A
woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS STATISTICS ****************************
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS *********
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to Uunderstand
her at all.
LONGEVITY *********
Married men live longer than single men, but married menare a lot more willing to die.
MEMORY ******
Any married man should forget his mistakes, there’s no use in two people remembering
the same thing.
ROPENSITY TO CHANGE *******************
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE ********************
A woman has the last word in anyargument. Anything a man says after,
that is the beginning of a new argument.
COMPREHENSION *************
There are 2 times when a man doesn’t understand
a woman, before marriage and after marriage.
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