Massive conspiracy

Why are people worried about financial fitness at the end of the road? I was pondering on it a little bit and I saw the light, it was clear as an algae filled pond.

It’s a massive conspiracy to cause paranoia among public. They, govt, financial institutions want you to save money in the form of bonds, cash, 401k etc. They say it’s never enough. You end up putting all your money in investments in hopes it grows. I’m afraid to buy a pack of gum thinking how it could affect my retirement.

Who’s really benefitting from all this? The govt, financial institutions really.

Think about it! What are you going to do with this money? Leave it for kids cause by the time you are 65, you are not thinking about globe trotting, maybe a house in florida and a nice buriyal plot in that hot new cemetary. You’ll prolly leave most of it to your children, grand children. SO, the money stays in the bank!

My point is, live your life man. You are only young once and things you want right now won’t matter in the future. Who knows what the future holds. People in New Orleans never in their wildest imagination could predict what happened.
I mean good fking deal you are a multi trillionaire at 65, wtf are you going to do, get your wrikles removed and start over, it’s not gonna happen.

Just some thoughts while sipping morning coffee.

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I strongly disapprove the brand you're sipping on.

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what do you recommend? I need to get over this quickly.

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Its only some financial institutions who want you to "save", others and government want you to spend spend spend to keep the money rolling and economy moving.

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Gubru, since your financial idealogy is malang-anally inclined, I'd suggest churse, afeem, bhang, or a mixture thereof.

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Gabru, rightly said. You should get off the grid, buy a flock of sheep, cattle, grow alfalfa and corn and barter chicken eggs for chicken feed.

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oh, and buy those oonee wali sheep. They are more comforting.

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^ are they non-oonee vaali sheep? you dirty dirty man!! :nono:

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Yeh, there are. Some people are into trimming. :rolleyes:

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are there brazilian sheep Roman?

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Last thing I wanted was advise from two sheepophiles.

PD, I need a business plan for a farm to raise alpacas.

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Good morning uncles. Gabars, salaam.

msn is a kutti