Masood Saaheb's Wisdom

As some of you already know of this desi uncle type guy who has recently joined my department. He is a case … I am telling you. Everytime I talk to him he says something wisely stupid. I will use this thread to update you all on his wisdom quotes, incidents, jokes, etc. as they happen.

So today he told me that his wife thinks he is the most ugly man out there. I asked what she meant by that? He said, ‘We’ve been married for 25 years and everything I do is wrong in her eyes… she just can’t stand me anymore’

I don’t blame her.

But he is not so bad. I mean he is much better than some other desi uncles I have met. He is educated, has a pretty decent job, and makes well over $100K, he is into music and tv and shiit…so how can he be so ‘ugly and useless’ in his wife’s eyes?

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I don't think he buys gifts for her!

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whats his waist size.

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I don't think he is ugly.

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you are better than him FG, you attained the most useless husband status only in 25 days. Shabbash, we are proud of you.

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ashtray, please do not communicate with me.

Thanks

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Maybe he doesnt take the trash out, mow the lawn, change his dirty socks. Earning $100K and listening to music doesnt make a good husband! Clean socks do! When people become usless, thier "ugliness" usually shows.

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If you lot think he is useless in bed then it may well be true as he is well over 50 and I just can't picture him making love to another living thing.

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FG, :kiss:

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why do you want to picture him making love…???

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FG I am still looking for the wisely stupid thing he said.

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Yeah, me too.

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Here it is.

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desi uncles over 40 are fun to talk to, they say the weirdest things sometimes..

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^ you are 25 yourself...shouldn't be calling men over 40 uncles. Bhai Saahab at the most.

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i still got a year to be 25 :D

for me any one above 40 qualifies to be an uncle.

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FG how is the weather around sept in chiacgo?

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^ How is it in your neck of the woods? ;)

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This september looks hot.

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It's not hot, that's for sure. It will be slightly chilly. So you either need a warm jacket or a muscled-fit man by your side.

I think you mentioned owning a suede a few months back...