**Husband: Aaj khane mein kya banaogi ???
Wife: Jo Aap Kahein…
Husband: Daal Chawal bana lo…
Wife: Abhi kal hi to khayein hein…
Husband: To sabzi roti bana lo…
Wife: Bachay nahi khayeinge…
Husband: To puri chanay bana lo…
Wife: Mujhe heavy lagta hai…
Husband: Acha to phir Aloo Anday bana lo…
Wife: Phir subha nashte mein kya khayeinge…
Husband: Parathay ???
Wife: Raat ko parathay kon khata hai…
Husband: Hotel se mangwa lete hein…
Wife: Roz roz hotel ka nahi khana chahiyeey…
Husband: Kari Chawal ???
Wife: Dahi nahi hai…
Husband: Mattar qeema…
Wife: Usme time lagega pehle bolte aap…
Husband: Maggi bana lo usmein time nahi lagega…
Wife: Us say pait nahi bharega…
Husband: Phir ab kya banaogi ???
Wife: Jo aap kahein…!!!**
