Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri,
tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.
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Aey mere SMS, mere mehboob ke pass jana.. ager wo so rahi ho tu shor mat machana, jab wo jage tu dheere say muskuraana phir kehna “kanjoos makkhichoos SMS karo”!
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Teacher: Agar apna character sudhaarna hai to sab auraton ko MAA (mother)kaha karo.
Student: Madamji, is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka bigad jayega.
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A French in a hotel in NY, phoned room service for some pepper.
Attendent: Black pepper or white pepper?
French: Toilette pepper!
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1980 girls: Maan mei Jeans pehnoongi
Maan : Nahin beti log kya kahengey?
2006 girls: Maan mein mini skirt pehanoongi
Maan: Pehen le beti kuch to pehan le!
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A Chinese couple Mr & Miss Hua got twins without marriage. They named them as ‘Jo-Hua’, ‘So-Hua’
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Santa’s experience in examination hall:
Oh mainu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Oh mainu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c
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