MARTHA’S WAY:
Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.
SALMAN’S WAY:
Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone for Heaven’s sake, you are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway.
MARTHA’S WAY:
To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.
SALMAN’S WAY:
Buy Hungry Jack Mash Potato Mix and keep it in the pantry for up to a year
MARTHA’S WAY:
When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead & there won’t be any white mess on the outside of the cake.
SALMAN’S WAY:
Go to the bakery. They’ll even decorate it for you.
MARTHA’S WAY:
To cure a headache, take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.
SALMAN’S WAY:
Martha, dear, the only reason this works is because you can’t rub a lime on your forehead without getting lime juice in your eye, and then the problem isn’t the headache anymore; it is that you are now BLIND.
