Marry OR Die !!

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Marriage is a risk everyone will/has to take. Just remember to give it your 100%, put a LOT of effort in making it work and don't give up. At the end of the day, you'll be glad you chose to get married instead of getting shot in the head.. !

It's not easy being in a icky marriage..

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Depends:

Who is holding the gun.

Larki… Ya… Larki Ka Baap?

If this is larki. You know what to do. Cannot write.

If larki Ka Baap. He knows what you did. Get married.

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i’m curious :hmmm: what is it that a man would know to do in the case of the bold part and why can’t you write it more importantly? :hmmm:

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on topic, in a marriage i would put all myself into making it work, like do anything and everything to please him, victoria secret to all the ways of pleasure and all efforts, all ways of making it a success but if all the hard work is done from only my side, ears/mind are closed from his side, then omg plz put me out of my misery, divorce is such an ugly word, i think I would prefer a painless way out.

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OK let me think…ummmm.

Just say " My mother is an evil MIL to other DIL’s" .

She will lower the gun with a sigh and say, “I give up, marry someone else…!”

The best defense a guy has is his “evil mother” in that case you know…:wink:

Every man’s dream. Bravo.

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Marry,
Baqi , baad mey dekha jai ga

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I am not . Just looking in to other better options :stuck_out_tongue:

:nono:

that kinda :@:

After so much wise thoughts I was almost convinced that you’ll fall for the trap :smiley: . . . but good move :k:

We need to talk :@:

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This is such a funny thread :hehe: NAaaami shaadi ker lo :smiley: Phir ham tumharey maslay parhein gay life 1 mein :omg:

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Dude are you planning on turning asexual and splitting into two or what?

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:naraz: like most men you totally ignored the second part of my comment :hehe:, you know where the man is listening and having his mind flexible and open, a woman would turn totally numb to the passion or would be repulsed to have it w/ the husband even if she was open to anything in that department, if everything else in the marriage is horrible see

a painless way out!

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Ok isn't it other way round . . . I don't really need to split :p

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Here is a kryptonitic trick .

Sir pa haat phair ka . . . beta kiya haal ha app ka :cb:

and look you usually get is something like :eek:

:cb:

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Marry... and if the spouse is bad enough, u r going to die anyway after shadi either by getting killed by the spouse or from suicide :P So marriage is a good option :P

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LOL! You a'ight man, you a'ight.

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ok but a normal marital life is usually what, like, 50 yrs of your life, staying in a horrible marriage, with the wrong person where nothing is right would be pure torture. the fact that death is the only way to get out of such a situation is just the most depressing thing ever. reminds me of that old movie “War of the Roses” wow what a movie, wish i had never watched it! totally put me off marriage.

or the other option is living together or having two spouses :smiley: both not morally possible :bummer:

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Marry and give the relationship a try. I might get lucky. Pun unintended.

Death will come my way whether I choose it or not.

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one should prefer suicide :D

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r u gay?

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both are same things....

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marry ofcourse!!