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[hareem01]

@nadz123

my first fight was on my wedding night. well not fight, but a tiff.

i was waiting in the room for him for what seemed like ages, in fact it was 15 mins, but it felt like years, i was all in my bridal lengha which weighed a ton, and i was told by aunts to sit there until he walks in..anyway, so he prances in, and by then my head was aching and my back was killing me, i had been sititn in 1 position all day on the stage, and i had been ready by the parlour early morning, so was dying to change clothes, shower etc. it was 5am by the time we had got home.

anyway i was sooo peed off generally, that i couldnt be asked to do all the sharam, sharmani, dulhaniya crap, so when he walked in, i just said darwaza band karke idher ao, he was like ummm ok, what happned to the sharmili dulhan i was meant to be greeted with i just bore my eyes out at him and demanded he take the pins out my hair cos it was making my head itch.

so anyway that began an hour of sulkiness from both parties, and we fell aslp.

next fight was on walima day, when i asked him how i looked and he said before or after your visit to the parlour, or some joke…

he then said i looked nice…i mean wtfffffffffffffffffff, nice , nice, what is nice.

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Seriously, as soon as men get married they forget how to do taareefain of their wives.