Re: married for 80 years
^ reminds me of a joke I read a few days ago. :-D
A couple goes to an upscale restaurant to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. While eating their dinner the wife sees a tear in her husband's eye and asks, 'Why are you crying? Is this because you're getting sentimental that it's our 50th wedding anniversary?' 'Fifty years ago, your father put a gun to my head and threatened to have me thrown in jail if I don't marry you,' the man replies, 'Tomorrow, I would've been a free man.'