Married and then what?

You say you are living life to the max, are single and have an 'AMAZING' life! You are a pure comedian!

I reckon you are only saying that cos' you can't find a girl who wants to settle down with you. Having your own place, getting all those promotions, endless Easy Jet holidays ain't attracting no-one to you? Now why is that?

You sound bitter and resentful towards the idea of getting married. You claim your parents are your friends, but are they friends with each other, out of interest? Don't get offended, but what was your parent's marriage like? Just trying to understand why you have such a -ive view towards marriage. You state that most married couples seem dull and boring. Who on earth are these people that you have been hanging around with? You haven't been living life to the max at all! I thought my life had actually started after getting married!

More passport stamps than the average person? Now you just sound so swollen with pride. You have got to tell me what job you do? Working for only 16 hours a week ? Are you a student or are you Alan Sugar's nephew?

Ibiza ain't all that either. You have yet to go on a real holiday! :)