Secret tips for making a marriage last…
My wife and I have the secrets to making a marriage last…
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Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, a little wine, good
food and companionship. She goes Tuesdays. I go Fridays. -
We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in Florida, mine is in NY.
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I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
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I asked my wife, “Where do you want to go for our anniversary?”
“Somewhere I haven’t been in a long time!”
So I suggested, “How about the kitchen?” -
We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
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She has an electric blender, electric toaster, and electric bread maker. Then she said “There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down !”
So I bought her an electric chair. -
My wife told me the car wasn’t running well, there was water in the carburetor. When I asked where the car was, she told me “In the lake.”
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My wife is on a new diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn’t lost weight, but BOY, can she climb a tree now!
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She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off…
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She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, “Am I too late for the garbage?”
The driver said, “No, jump in!”