"The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him." -Oscar Wilde
"I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it was too late." -Max Kauffmann
"The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him." -Oscar Wilde
"I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it was too late." -Max Kauffmann