Marriage is the price men pay for sex ,

[Nisha25]

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that’s what i was going to say in the dark who can tell if it’s oprah or jessica

what either of them do when the lights are out is what’s important, all of those “techniques” that are halal
if oprah’s that good, she’ll start seeming like jessica in the dark

[CM]

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Arranged Marriage Funny Commercial

[Nisha25]

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@diwana

I think here, you ‘insulted’ a lot of men out there.

Yes, it takes ‘two’ in (usual/normally acceptable relation) to have a ‘satisfactory result’ in the end.

As I mentioned, these kind of jokes are made on myth.

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i said it b/c some men think all the different types of pleasuring should be done by the women only. there are some that dont’ even put in the effort of thinking oh maybe women are desirous of pleasure too, it’s not only companionship and babies that women want out of marriage. i’m sure there are women out there that are more sexual than men even if the major myth amongst desis is that women are nonsexual or have no desires or needs of their own.
you misunderstood me, of course it should be mutual or else it will eventually be one of those aspirin sexless marriages…boring

[Nisha25]

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@CM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5HLsvwLPpQ

he looked bad before and after :omg:

[diwana]

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@Khumar

intercourse is so disgusting and gandi na. tauba tauba. thank goodness you only have to do it twice to make 2 bachay. Allah karay sab kay twins ya triplets hon takay women don’t have to do it more than once

I missed that post earlier.

@MonkeyMirch

^ only difference b/w the two is who is better in bed… meaning, who enjoys it more.

You meant to say “gives more”… Not “enjoys it more”.

Remember: It is the business of giving to each other (in normal relation) which eventually results in actually receiving more. Exceptions do apply.

@MonkeyMirch

You don’t really want a hot dead fish in your bed now do you??? Women have to get into the act as well..its not just a one way street. So its not just about your looks girls… when the lights go off…be prepared to have Active fun between the sheets and for guys… its not just a race either. Foreplay goes a long way.

Agreed there. No argument.

[redvelvet]

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@Khumar

intercourse is so disgusting and gandi na. tauba tauba. thank goodness **you only have to do it twice **to make 2 bachay. Allah karay sab kay twins ya triplets hon takay women don’t have to do it more than once

LOL

[diwana]

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@Nisha25

i said it b/c some men think all the different types of pleasuring should be done by the women only. there are some that dont’ even put in the effort of thinking oh maybe women are desirous of pleasure too, it’s not only companionship and babies that women want out of marriage. i’m sure there are women out there that are more sexual than men even if the major myth amongst desis is that women are nonsexual or have no desires or needs of their own.
you misunderstood me, of course it should be mutual or else it will eventually be one of those aspirin sexless marriages…boring

Interestingly, most desi or non-desi men who are married or are in relationship do not have that major myth. In real life this is not true that is what I said. These jokes are great for a good laugh…or they are created for those men who are with some ice cold women.

Ice cold women do exist and not a myth by itself.

[Nisha25]

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^^arrey clad was talking about this thinking

Marriage is the price men pay for sex **, sex is the price women pay for Shadi & kids and all **

how true is that ??

where did this thinking come from?
i would think the jokes are created with these kinds of men in mind that think there’s no need to pleasure the wife, she doesn’t like it anyways.

khumar’s funny post was kind of making fun of these men that think like this, they obviously exist see
we’re just going in circles so forget it :hinna:

[diwana]

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@Nisha25

^^arrey the TS said it na

where did this thinking come from?
i would think the jokes are created with these kinds of men in mind that think there’s no need to pleasure the wife, she doesn’t like it anyways.

khumar’s funny post was kind of making fun of these men that think like this, they obviously exist see
we’re just going in circles so forget it :hinna:

Not sure who TS is.

To close the circle, all you should have said instead of sighing:

Ice cold women do exist and insensitive men do exist. Myths do exist. That’s all.

Those women with ‘supressed’ background should open up to variety and those men of oversexed inclination should ‘teach and be patient’.

[Nisha25]

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@diwana

Not sure who TS is.

To close the circle, all you should have said instead of sighing:

Ice cold women do exist and insensitive men do exist. Myths do exist. That’s all.

Those women with ‘supressed’ background should open up to variety and those men of oversexed inclination should ‘teach and be patient’.

and i would like to add “some women can be oversexed…” yes that’s possible too
TS= clad
i clarified my post above, you summed it up pretty well here i guess, well i was just getting confused with all the circling that’s why the sigh, i was not being a drama queen in any way,although it might have seemed that way.

[McPendo]

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@clad

Marriage is the price men pay for sex , sex is the price women pay for Shadi & kids and all

how true is that ??

They get married to lose their virginity

[MonkeyMirch]

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^ ummm this will now just continue the thread. :hinna:

and not everyone waits until marriage… and yes I know in our religion we are supposed to..but things are very different now…good or bad…

[McPendo]

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So if thats not exclusive then why do they get married in the first place?

[lahori99]

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@Nisha25

that’s what i was going to say **in the dark who can tell if it’s oprah or jessica
**
what either of them do when the lights are out is what’s important, all of those “techniques” that are halal
if oprah’s that good, she’ll start seeming like jessica in the dark

for real?? I can tell, but i rather not share how
N
would you rather marry a guy who looks like John Abraham or someone who weight 350 lbs?

[FairyTale]

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Mods plz close this thread.

[clad]

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cmon aunty

its all fun

[FairyTale]

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no fun in besharam talks

[clad]

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Aunty !!!

This thread is Very Informative bachon ko pata hona chaiay shadi kiun kartay hain !!

If you think this is wrong just wait for my next question just waiting for Chacha TLK to give me permission

[Nisha25]

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@lahori99

for real?? I can tell, but i rather not share how
N
would you rather marry a guy who looks like John Abraham or someone who weight 350 lbs?

well if you mean me in particular, really it’s a lot more than looks for me personally. i’ve seen too many goodlooking men being complete jerks, treating women horribly and/or being dumb as ever. so looks alone mean absolutely zilch to me when it comes to attraction.

if you’ve ever seen the show “king of queens”,kevin james, he’s goodlooking, a little on the heavier side but he’s so kind-hearted and funny, intelligence along with all that would get me totally attracted even to a heavier guy.

if jessica was a total b*tch to your family, friends,you, was cruel, dumb as ever, no personality, could care less about your sexual needs, but still a bombshell would the attraction be there forever for you? she’ll just be a blowup doll in bed.

[Nisha25]

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btw, some of you have totally insulted oprah, she’s goodlooking to her boyfriend i’m sure