Thought I pass it along…
Remember, marriage is the number one cause of divorce. It’s TRUE!
> Statistically 100% of all divorces started with marriage! > ____________________________________________________________ > > I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name wasAlways.
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>
> I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months. I don’t like to
interrupt
> her.
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>
> Marriage is a 3-ring circus: Engagement ring, wedding ring, and
> suffering.
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>
> The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, “What’s on the TV?” I
> said, “Dust!”
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>
> In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God created
man
> and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor
man
> has rested.
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>
> Why do men die before their wives? Cause they want to.
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>
> What is the difference between a dog and a fox? About 5 drinks.
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>
> A beggar walked up to a well dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive> and said "I haven't eaten anything in four days." > She looked at him and said, "God, I wish I had your willpower." > ____________________________________________________________ > > Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law. > ____________________________________________________________ > > Young Son: Is it true, Dad ... I heard that in some parts ofAfrica a
> man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her?
> Dad: That happens in every country, son.
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>
> A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classified: “Wife wanted.” Next day
he
> received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can> have mine." > ____________________________________________________________ > > The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is toforget it
> once.
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>
> First guy (proudly): “My wife’s an angel!” Second guy: “You’re
> lucky,
> mine’s still alive.”
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>
> How do most men define marriage? An expensive way to get laundry
done
> for free.
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>
> Just think, if it weren’t for marriage, men would go through
thinking
> they had
> no faults at all.
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>
> If you want your wife to listen and pay undivided attention to
every
> word you
> say, talk in your sleep.
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>
> Then there was a man who said, “I never knew what real happiness
was
> until I got married; and then it was too late.”
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>
> A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to
get
> married?”
> And the father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.”