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Woh Fart naheet Firt hay 
Nalaiq Bhandi 
Zeer hay fay key neechay 
Waisay yah english aur urdu ka combination mujhay pasanad aaya
Fart-E-Ishtiyaaq = Eager to Fart
**fart e musarrat = Fart with happiness **
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wow
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asi ki kah sakne aan qudrat da nizaam a asi khul k kenay aaan mehfil ich
purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr purrrrrr purr
rat nu wailima c roti boti kha betha as laee zara bad hazmi ho gai a :D
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:cobra:
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Aap key khidmat mein aik parha likha joke :D
You are on a bus, when you suddenly fart.
Luckily the music is very loud.
So every time you fart, you time it with the music.
When you start making your way to the door as you exit the bus
Everybody is throwing dagger looks at you, and you suddenly
realize............
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You're listening to your IPOD!
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isi talluq se ek kissa yaad aya…
hamare hi ilake me ek paper mill ki colony hai…
usme labors alag alag jagahonse aker rehte hai
unme kuchh UP state ke labor the…usme se ek labor ka pet phool gaya..to doctor ne gas ka problem batay…
uske saathi kehne lage “padiyo bhaiyya padiyo”
usne kaha “aise kaise padiyo bhaiyya ram padaye to padyiyona”…
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oyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 
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Mujhay bhi aik aur qissa yaad aa gia
once our foot ball team coming from another village in wagon.Suddenly robbers stop our vehicle and said whatever you have give us …They check every one on their term.
In the last when they were going to check last boy, he suddenly farted 
Robber slap him and said give us what ever u have 
My other fellow said “Bhai jo kuch tha iss nay Kaad dia aur kia nikalay”
we all were on the floor
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main to yeh soch raha hun ke baad me uska kya haal kia hoga aap logone…
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sannan bhai ap ne mujhe majboor kr dya k mei ap ko phr se kahu
bad tameez,jahil aur gawar
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7 saal guzar gaiy leekan jub bhi hum akhthay hotay hain yah qissa zaroor chairtay hain 
Bhai kaad dia jo kaadna tha
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Shukaria Aunty Jee :slaute: waisay aap ko dil kar raha tha na tou main nay aap ko majboor kar dia ainda 
PS : kia aap ko bahir likha nazar naheen aaraha hay kah Mardana Thread 
Bari aai parhi likhi sarkar 
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Haan kuchh kisse hamesh yaad kiye jaatein hain…
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mardana thread means girls pls do visit 
jaisa k life1 mei hota hai jub likha jata hai strictly 4 women tu sub men zaror atay han parnay
u know it becomes more tempting
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Mardana thread id back 
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aap ko kaya howa
first post parh lain ja k ar is thread ko life 1 main move kar dain 
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IS bhai khariyat hai kyun life1 mei bhej rahay han danday paray gay sannan ko
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Lolz !! Sorry I Farted This Time :D