Man says to God: “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?”
God says: “So you would love her.”
“But God,” the man says, “why did you make her so dumb?”
God says: "So she would love you.
HeHe he 
you know i’m kidding…
yeah... we know u'r kidding..
HA HA HA HA HA (can't stop laughing) Two points for ghalib!