Adam: Dear God, it kind of sucks being all alone here in the heaven.
God: What are you getting at Adam?
Adam: God I need someone who will take care of me, provide emotional and moral support, take care of my needs, keep me company, someone to love me unconditionally and someone I can love, I need a companion.
God: Hmmm… sure, but it will cost you an arm, a leg, one eye and a kidney.
Adam: after a pause Alright God, what can I get for a rib?