Mannequin

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So I went around drivng my truck (more like pickins) in the neighborhood and found a female mannequin that is a mans dream come true, a must have in a mans garage. Being a man of science I went to work immediately and was able to retrofit this mannequin with a few mechanical parts, added hydraulics to a few moving parts using bernaullis equation, even added circuitry (using mesh networks) to make it talk:bukbuk:, blink :wink: and kiss:kiss:. This piece of ASS(ArtS and Science combined) is almost finished. However I am at a point now that I need to make decisions on colors. Should I spray paint her hair blonde or brunette? also I am a sucker for painted toenails, what color should I paint the toenails. I am not worried about clothes right now she is just wearing undergarments (due to all the work that being done) and maybe I should leave her like that for easy access. I will be adding limited artificial intelligence, but at a late date. Any Ideas on colors.

P.S This mannequin is so beautiful that I even got pulled over by a cop and given a warning for not putting a seatbelt on this work of art.

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lol .....you poor man, i guess you didnt find a tempory wife after all.

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Someone call Mo3...Verizon Saab (not the car) is misbehaving again.

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Speaking of manneqins, I've always wondered, why do tey have nipples?

GS Thug Life
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Sara, dear, men make manequins

Verizon - Once you finish that, can I put in my order? If you can do one gender I am sure you can manage the other.

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I dont think he can.... His Mannequin sounds suspiciously like C-3PO.....

Verizon, Stealing things from Anikin Skywalker AND making it wear underwear (probably stolen from your neighbours washing line) as a disguise isnt going to stop the dark side getting to you.

May the force be with you my child!

koi to hota jo...
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hahhaha verizon...u had at me at "i went around driving my truck" did u wear your bob the builder outfit?

Insult of Islam is Muslims
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Verizon - the only thing here that had me worried was you wanting to know what color to paint it's toenails. Are you sure you're feeling ok?

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a mannequin in a man’s garage. why? :confused:

Mehndi
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Verizon Jee Zindabad....

Verizon Jee Ke Jay ho...

So when r u planning to launch your company and go public? :D

inspired by Mehndi wala haath
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you can't just take things off the ground and take em to ur casa, that's considered stealing in some states.

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have u seen mannequin, its an 80s movie about a mannequin that comes to life . its hilarious!!

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Absolutely I will build you a pinnochio. Let me first iron out a software glitch his nose isn’t growing when he lies.

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Speaking of mannequins and their nipples. Sweetie I cant figure out why males have nipples? forget mannequins.

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Red toe nails ;)

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So what grows instead?? Oh nevermind, I'd take it anyway if it does windows.........

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Keep your hands under control Verizon. They might go too fast.

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Verizon - u need an appointment with your shrink, I was literally LMAO when I read it

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You dont need hands for this piece of ASS. I believe in hands free operation. It detects motion. I retorfitted some motion sensors in her.

Brute: I am scared to see the shrink with her, he may confiscate her for his couch.

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Verizo... You can scream as loud as you want, but I doubt that she can hear you.