The people of Pakistan have already benefited alot from the PPP govt. they have witnessed the making of new records in corruption, the effort of govt to push the country back in dark-ages and teach them the way to learn close to nature, that is without electricity, gas and other necessary facilities…not to mention, the govt of the party have most of the people sent to their homes, that is by forcing the businesses either to shut down or to have them work as little as possible, after all, home should be the first priority, love for the family should top anything.. some people who fail to see all these normally calls it failure in economic policies, we are sure, the voters would not believe them…
And now when the new elections are around the corner, we would like to tell you that, to start with, the voters do not have to come and vote at all, they sit and home and think to vote us, the automated system installed with automatically cast their vote in our favor, we implemented this system in AJK elections, it work well, so all this is just to provide more relief to the people of Pakistan..
Secondly, we are against establishment, america and anything people of Pakistan hates, it is only are with them just to deceive them and give them impression that we are with them, but as all of you already know that we are not, and are going to continue with this policy
in order to provide relief to the poor people of Pakistan, we will provide them more chances to make money (some enemies call it corruption but we appeal to not to pay any attention to those actors), we would issue soft loans to some of the party workers and ministers to buy property abroad, after all we need to portray a rich and powerful image of Paksitan, and this to ensure that more Pakistani get to go there
If we come back to power, we ensure you that, there won’t be any taxation on rich or on landlords… after all we are leaders, but don’t worry, we would do charity to compensate poor..
The remaining manifesto is with the think tank ( yes you heard it right, we are going to create a think tank this time, the tank would work under the leadership of Dr. Firdous Aashique Awan ( she is female leader)