Manifesto of PML-N for General Election

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These shall be the guide lines for PML-N’s manifesto for next general elections

  1. People of Pakistan has witnessed that PML-N has not supported any move which can de-rail any system in which poor is abused and looted left, right and center, if we get in power, we’ll do our best to introduce few more innovative methods for the same.

  2. Sleeping, Nihari, Paye and Yellow-cab schemes would be main light-poles of our policy of development, we would introduce laws to prosecute anyone cooking taste-less Nihari & Paye, anyone using Yellow-Cab for commercial use as well..

  3. Special tax-holidays for institutes providing hair-transplant, persons benefiting from these institutes would be giving special tax-benefit for next ten years.

  4. Once in Power, NS will run all the way to the Canal of Lahore and back to Raiwind until the load-shedding in country or Cholesterol of NS is under control.

  5. PML-N is sign of hope, and to promote Hope in the country, the Sit-Com “Raising Hope” would telecast on National Tv, private channels broad-casting the same will be provided with special tax-status.

Last no least, PML-N constructed a Think Tank, but BaRay MiyaaN sahib got it filled with Lassi, TT is not working nowadays, it is estimated that Miyaan Sahib may be able to drink all the lassi in the tank by end of september… till then… you know, eating mangoes, drinking lassi is so much fun… haaN! what happened in Karachi, “yawn” i am too sleepy…

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Haroon Rasheed of the PA

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^ Lovely. waiting for others.

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^^ Incase you are asking me to write manifesto of PTI, MQM and ANP, i cannot open a thread for one line Manifesto!

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^ why? are they that diversified?

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3) Party song 'Sher Hamaraaa...' will be replaced with ' Hum hain ganjay ye duniya jaan lai.'

'Na chair malanga noo' & 'Pappu yaar tang na kar' will be the headlines on Karachi's issue from NS & SS***

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No, not at all, now that you are insisting, this is how their Manifesto would look like

1) PTI:> everyone have looted the country, now it is our turn, please bring us to power

2) MQM:> Vote us or get killed

3) ANP:> We will change the name of province once again

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Now that is insult to all Ganja or People in process to get Ganja in the world... NS and SS have hair transplant, they are no more Ganjas

Karachi issue? what issue??? NS has just eaten few mangoes and have drank three glass of meThi lassi...

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Hahahaha. Lols

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Poultry, dairy and meat business are their new passions.

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i dont think there is any manifesto here, as the opposition is considered to be a shadow government. For every policy the government is making PMLN should have given some alternative strategies for overcoming the problems, but nothing. Oh well!

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pervaiz elahi says: PML-N is politically isolated ...

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so true ...