These shall be the guide lines for PML-N’s manifesto for next general elections
People of Pakistan has witnessed that PML-N has not supported any move which can de-rail any system in which poor is abused and looted left, right and center, if we get in power, we’ll do our best to introduce few more innovative methods for the same.
Sleeping, Nihari, Paye and Yellow-cab schemes would be main light-poles of our policy of development, we would introduce laws to prosecute anyone cooking taste-less Nihari & Paye, anyone using Yellow-Cab for commercial use as well..
Special tax-holidays for institutes providing hair-transplant, persons benefiting from these institutes would be giving special tax-benefit for next ten years.
Once in Power, NS will run all the way to the Canal of Lahore and back to Raiwind until the load-shedding in country or Cholesterol of NS is under control.
PML-N is sign of hope, and to promote Hope in the country, the Sit-Com “Raising Hope” would telecast on National Tv, private channels broad-casting the same will be provided with special tax-status.
Last no least, PML-N constructed a Think Tank, but BaRay MiyaaN sahib got it filled with Lassi, TT is not working nowadays, it is estimated that Miyaan Sahib may be able to drink all the lassi in the tank by end of september… till then… you know, eating mangoes, drinking lassi is so much fun… haaN! what happened in Karachi, “yawn” i am too sleepy…
i dont think there is any manifesto here, as the opposition is considered to be a shadow government. For every policy the government is making PMLN should have given some alternative strategies for overcoming the problems, but nothing. Oh well!