Lesson Number one.
A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day long.A small rabbit saw the crow and asked him ,“Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?” Crow answered,“Sure why not,” So the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow and rested. All of a sudden , a fox appeared ,jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Management lesson: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
Lesson Number Two.
A Turkey was chatting with a Bull,“I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,” sighed the turkey,“but Ihave’nt got the energy. " Well why dont you nibble on some of my dropping?” replied the bull, They are packed with nutrients. The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day ,after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch,Finally after a fortnight there he was prodly perched at the top of the tree.Soon the tukey was spotted by a farmer, who promptly shot him out of the tree.
Management lesson: Bull**** might get you to the top, but it won’t keep you there.
Lesson Number tHREE:
A little bird was flying south for the winter.It was so cold,that the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field, While he was lying there ,a cow came by and dropped some dung on it, As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realizehow warm it was.The dung was actually thawing him out !He lay there all warm and happy,and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing,and came to investigate,following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung,and promptly dug him out and ate him!
Management lessons:
1)Not every one who drops **** on you is your enemy.
2)Not every one who gets you out of **** is your friend.
3)And when you are in deep ****,keep your mouth shut.
