Yesterday, scientists suggested that, considering the results
of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones
in beer, men should reconsider their beer consumption.
The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To
test the theory, 100 men were fed six pints of beer each within a
one-hour period.
It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked
excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn’t
drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing and refused
to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned…
Gravity is not responsible for people falling in love
I have learnt silence from the talkative, toleration from the intolerant, and kindness from the unkind; yet strange, I am ungrateful to these teachers.
.. khair .. yar apna to mind confused hi rehta hay (if there IS any) ke aisay jokes post karoon ya nahin .. u know .. jooton ka darr bhee hay aur reh bhee nahin saktay .. hehhehehehh.. cuz idhar masha-Allah say aisay aisay JOOTAY BAAZ aur HATHORA BAAZ log jama hain ke kiya kehnay ..