Man one day, I'm going to sit down.

Hangout GupShup Cafe
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And memorize EVERY SINGLE gupshup rule ever invented since the dawn of mankind.

:grumpy:
:smack:

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why waste you time Cresenty wescenty?

dont you have anything better to do?

Go tidy your bedroom

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^ Because then its a waste of time wasting effort on a thread and getting it locked and moved and sliced and broken and dismantled and kicked and punched by these really trained and expert mods.

I really thought I outsmarted the mods this time :hoonh: But they’re good with their mouse and lockthread combo :bummer:

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hahahahah…let me summarize it for you in plain angraizi :clown: These are other than common sense (no bad language, no flooding, no pointless threads, no slanders, no fights and bla bla bla etc.)

  • Can’t post threads congratulating on whatever number of posts. There are certain ones allowed.
    -Can’t post just a smiley in the original message and some people try to be smart and put “This text is to shut shikra up” or something similar, but I can lock that one as well :stuck_out_tongue:
    -No advertisement of your own threads. One is enough in that forum.

There are a few other minor rules that mods are not strict on, such as all threads should have a focus. We all know how many have a focus and how many don’t. If we were to lock threads based on that focus rule alone, there won’t be too many open :stuck_out_tongue:

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^ based on the focus rule, there would be no thread in cafe at all.

Cafetarians are all retards like me, who have no focus :smiley:

So lets all just drop that focus rule, and sing the retard song :rotato:

We are retardssssss, and we like it that way
we are retardss, no we’re not gy.*
we are retards, don’t mess with us nowwww.
we are retards, lets get drunk somehowwwww

lallalaa.

MAN . I think its cuz i didn’t have any sawayeen today :S

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:smack:

Some do. For example: Lets discuss shopping. Who’s going to where to pray? Where is Eid Mela?

Wait a minute, those threads were opened by me :eek: See I am a good leader and a good example :smooth:

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Right. So this “focus rule” is just hocus-pocus in other words. :alhamd:

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Shikra why are you being horrid and hurtful to poor dear kind and lovely Crescent?

I remember you were unkind to me one...
Yes I have nothing to back up my claim...

Actually I do, I remember you were threatening and violent in the "who's nice" thread

I was in tears for two whole days

I was devestated because you didnt agree that i was nice

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goodluck..:k:

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5abi Like I said, we are lenient on that rule only because we are not here to make people’s lives hells, we want them to have fun. However, having that in writing is our back up in case some smart ass decides to flood cafe with pointless threads. Then we can slap that rule on his/her face. Yeah?

Lazy I like to make girls cry :devil:

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Shikra...Im NOT a Girl

Im an old old lady

you like to make lil ole ladies cry

Shame on you!

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Old ladies are extra sensitive :smack: Sometimes I don’t even know I’ve said something mean until I see them crying :confused:

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Shikki yaar this thread is losing it phocus, can you slap LD i mean slap the phocus rule on her face. But be gentle :clown:

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then you should be kinder... dont talk, just offer them chocolates.

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u didn’t know that..?? :smack: sharam karo..

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The original post has a focus :bash: Are you trying to tell me how to do my “job”? :hoonh:

Lazy and Lady Things I say are normal for me but they think they were mean and rude and instead of telling me that I said something rude, they just start crying :frusty:

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UOTE=5Abi]Shikki yaar this thread is losing it phocus, can you slap LD i mean slap the phocus rule on her face. But be gentle :clown:
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ehem…

5abi, I feel sorry for you because your parents named you with a name beginning with a number… and I find it unpronoucable…

However young man, if you are going to advise upon using physical violence against a very fragile and frightened old lady

I will kill you

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Dearest Shikra

when you say these things ou shouldnt kick them at the same time!

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Dearest? :blush: I am blushing :blush:

I don’t kick them :frowning: I use my hands and punch them :roman:

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^ Specifically, your mouse button, and "submit"