Man jailed after trying to turn his poo into gold..

Man jailed after trying to turn faeces into gold

By Richard Evans | Yahoo! News – 10 hours ago

A man from Northern Ireland has been jailed after an experiment in which he attempted to turn his own faeces into gold went wrong and started a fire in a block of flats.

Paul Moran will now serve three months in jail and a further 12 months on license after the failed experiment caused a fire at his Housing Executive home in Derrin Park, Enniskillen. Moran admitted arson and endangering the lives of others in the fire, which reportedly caused over £3,000 worth of damage.

It is thought that as part of the bizarre experiment Moran left his faeces, along with other waste products such as fertiliser, on a heater.

In his ruling Judge McFarland told Moran: “Rather bizarrely you were attempting to make gold from human faeces and waste products.

“It was an interesting experiment to fulfil the alchemist’s dream, but wasn’t going to succeed.”

Moran’s barrister mentioned that his client was a man of ‘considerable intellectual ability’ but that he had problems battling drug abuse.

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What was going on in his head :confused:

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Paul Moron is more like it.

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obviously not much can go on in his head if he is abusing drugs.....

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Nutter :hehe:

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Poor fool… trying to prove something thats allready been known a long time.

We allready know the philosophers stone. :chai:

And to be honest he wasn’t far off but he needed a real lab. :cb:

Now dont you children start geting ideas. :nono:

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and he was not desi :eek:

I like reading ridiculous news too :hehe:

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Imagine lal the gold we flush down the toilet everyday :nahi:

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when i was a toddler, I used to wear my gold as my ankle bracelet all the times.

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@NomiCA
@Deeba1234
:smack:
Bachon ki tara lar te ho!

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One man’s trash is the same man’s treasure. :hehe:

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Well we’re glad you didn’t turn out gay :chai:

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TLK, that’s really weird…even for a toddler. :smack: