Man-Hating chicks

Royal Mail bosses have been forced into taking discriminatory action after postmen were repeatedly attacked by a flock of man-hating seagulls.

The birds have been causing havoc in Highbridge, Somerset, where they have knocked one startled postman off his bike and forced another to run for cover.

But last week, when a postwoman ran the gauntlet, where the gulls are raising their chicks, the birds left her alone. Now postwomen are being used to work the round, as the males swap to “safer areas”.

The regular postman had reported that the gulls had dive-bombed his head when he had tried to deliver to particular houses. His suspicious manager visited the streets where he was also attacked and had to beat a hasty retreat as the gulls swooped on him.

http://news.independent.co.uk/uk/this_britain/article301872.ece

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yawn

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:d

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the title is misleading! and it points to certain type of CHICKS which we don't talk about openly. :(

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Young Zombie, you are on an open forum under a false name...you may talk about these chicks as and when you wish.

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Dear Daisy! of course I am in open forum with a false ID but it doesn’t allow me to say the things which I wouldn’t say as a real person! for me same the boundries apply! why would I hide behind a false ID !! :hehe: If I have something to say or I choose to say then I would say it openly as I do in person.

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you are a rare species...last of your kind I guess........... run , hide before somebody decides to capture you, stuff you, and put in a glass case.

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shehnaaii in background?

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For a moment I thought you meant the fat obnoxious guppans..as man hating chikcs...My Bad...

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you fattist you!

i bet you thought they were the Elsbians!

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true , I am rare and one of a kind! infact Natural history musuem asked for my DNA sample to preserve it!

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I wouldnt be surpised if they were/are, no man would venture to go near the Fat Obnoxious Guppans (FOGs), that would leave the FOGs to themselves.
Truth is in the Image gallery. Hefty mama's

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Poor seagulls and proud chicks.
Thanks God, there are chick-hating men tooo.:)

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^^^ Dear mr man with the unpronouncable name

have you had a nasty encounter with these FOG's...what happened...you can tell Auntie Daisy.

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^Why are you the GS spinster? OR the GS prophetess? Instead of helping poor women in Pakistan(that you portray yourself to be doing) maybe you should help these sad fat asses, you may have better luck.
If you do plan on taking them jogging make sure they take their hijabs off, I dont want any unnecessary shootings in the land of UK (pronounced Uck derived from ick/yuck etc). You British subjects of paki descent are pretty sick in your heads, eating double roti with salaan makes you double..... I could go on,but my slim secretary in scantily clothes wants my attention.

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Eeeww SO much negativity

its a terrible shame that there are NO pretty brown skinned girls of Pak extraction in the UK
and extemely heavy to boot!

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Negatvitiy causes over-weight. In US its called pack 10. Most freshmen chicks gain atleast 10 lbs when they start college /uni becasue of being rejected by good looking males.

speaking of heavy to boot, doll you would a bull dozer to pick that lard up.

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now we know women are as samrt as seagulls :snooty:

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I thought that because you are new to this forum I wouldnt be rude to you, but that doesnt give you cart blanche to be offensive

I can understand that your eastern European ladies are slim but thats only because you have been brought up on a diet of boiled turnips and cabbage soup
and as you probably know the cabbage soup diet is very slimming.

i personally think that you harbour feelings for large girl of pak origin who has given you the brush off even though you have white skin to prove your beauty!

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Daisy - why bother? He has apparently proclaimed himself meat inspector therefore becoming a bore in the process. Dime a dozen.

I love cabbage, by the way.

As for the seagulls, lol, what can I add to that? Truly amazing.......