Before cops threw the book at him, Jakub Fik threw something unusual at them – his penis.
Fik, 33, cut off his own penis during a Northwest Side rampage Wednesday morning. When confronted by police, Fik hurled several knives and his severed organ at the officers, police said. Officers stunned him with a Taser and took him into custody.
“We took him out without any serious injury, with the exception of his own,” said Chicago Police Sgt. Edward Dolan of the 16th District.
Re: Man cuts off his own manhood, throws it at police
I’m sure it must be. If you touch a person with that part of your anatomy, it is sexual assault. i’m sure the law makes no distinction as to whether or not it is attached to your body at the time.
who cares??