*Dear friendz ,This is Zimbly fandastic.. *
**1)**Did you know the word “MALAYALAM” spelt backward and forward is the same. That is why we can’t figure out if they are coming or going.
2) Why did Saddam Hussain attack Kuwait? ----He had a Mallu baby-sitter, who always used to say “KEEP QUWAIT” KEEP QUWAIT"
3) Where did the malayalee study? —In the KOLLAGE.
4) Why did the Malayalee buy an air-ticket ? —To go to Dubai.. ZIMBLY to meet his UNGLE and AUNDY in GELF…
5) What did the Malayalee do when the plane caught fire? ----He JEMBED out of the VINDOW…
6) Why did he go to Rome ? —To hear POPE music..
8) What does a Malayalee do when he has to stand for election in DELHI? —He changes his name. Madhavan to M. A. DHAWAN.
9) What does a Malayalee do to stand for elections in New York ? —He changes his name. Karunakaran to KEVIN CURREN.
10) What do you call an intelligent Mallu? ----Pheno-MENON.
11) What do you call a good looking Mallu?---------- Debo-NAIR.
12) Why did the Mallu cross the road?-------- ZIMBLY.
13) And finally, who was Bruce Lee’s best friend in Malaysia?------ Malaya LEE !!
14) What do you call a very rich Malayalee?----- Million/Billion NAIR
15) How does a malayalee spell the word ‘MOON’ ?----- YUM O O YEN.
16) How does a malyalee spell malayalam ? ----Yamm - yay - yell -yay - why - yay - yell - yay - yumm
~ mera Junoon, meri DIL KI BAAT hai!!!