Male or Female?

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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I stopped at a friends house the other day and found him
stalking around with a flyswatter.

When I asked if he had gotten any flies, he answered, “Yeah,
3 males and 2 females.”

Curious, I inquired as to how he could tell the difference.

He answered, “3 were on a beer can and 2 were on the phone.”

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*“Ishq bhi ho Hijaab mein husn bhi ho Hijaab mein. Ya tu khud Aaskhaar ho ya mujh ko Aaskhaar kar.”
*

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~Wish Not As Much To Live Long As To Live Well~

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hehe

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drops from his chair laughing.. hahaahahahahahaha
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yaani ye proof mill gia hay ke aap PEETAY PILAATAY bhee hain ..

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Life is all a big confusion.. people ignore their feelings, their thoughts, their ideas, their theories, their wishes, and they even ignores what they WANT in order to be happy. Yet surprisingly they remain calm!

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Sharam nahin atee bhai ko 'sharabi' kahtay hoyay? }:-\

8

hahahahaah .. thats even funnier than the joke .. heheheheh . hihihihih.. hahhahah..

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nahi ji, AAPKAY maamlay main kiya sharmaana?

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Life is all a big confusion.. people ignore their feelings, their thoughts, their ideas, their theories, their wishes, and they even ignore what they WANT in order to be happy. Yet surprisingly they remain calm!

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There cannot be a crisis next week…my schedule is already full! - Henry Kissinger