Please identify yourself. We are compiling a comprehensive list of profiles for our databases. The archival process will greatly benefit our matrimonial section, which will be launched shortly.
acceptable answers for men: hunk, man, male, dude, hombre, stud, mate, guy*
Acceptable answers for women: oh, man there are so many:D . Just refrain from the sexually vulgar ones. You know what they are.
Please rein in the natural inclination to mention the percentage of maleness, for e.g., “100% hunk.” We know..
Punishment for providing false information: Forced sex change at our local Gupshup out patient clinic.
Oh, i am MALE…let’s go..