Long Joke:
A married couple went to he hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon
their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would
transfer
a portion of the mother's labor pain to the father.He asked if they were
willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it. The
doctor
set the
pain transfer dial to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was
probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before.
As the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go
ahead and bump it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20%
pain transfer.
The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband's
blood
pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point they
decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since
it
was
obviously helping out his wife considerably, the husband encouraged the
doctor to
transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with
virtually no pain.
She and her husband were ecstatic.
.
.
.
.
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When they got home, the mailman was dead on their porch.