A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. “What are you doing?” she smiled. “Hunting Flies” He responded.
“Oh!, killed any?” she asked. “Yep, 3 males and 2 females,” he replied…
Intrigued, she asked. “How can you tell that?” The man said “3 were on the beer can, 2 were on the phone”
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