Male/Female Dictionary
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THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female…Any part under a car’s hood.
Male…The strap fastener on a woman’s bra. -
VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female…Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another.
Male…Playing football without a cup. -
COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female…The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner.
Male…Leaving a note before taking off for a weekend with the boys. -
COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment)
Female…A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male…Not trying to pick up other women while out with one’s girlfriend. -
ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.v.
Female…A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male…Anything that can be done while drinking, and ends with sex. -
FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female…An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
Male… Source of entertainment, self-statement, and male bonding. -
MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female…The greatest statement of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male…Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed. -
REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female…A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male…A device for scanning through all 175 channels every 5 minutes.
