Come to South Florida; for some reason, ALL old ladies have fake nails!! I used to think the really long nails with white tips must be really hard to grow, and then I saw a lady getting acrylics at my salon and it all made sense.
I also see some plastic surgeried ladies with stretched out faces, fake boobs, and tracksuits which say "juicy" over their hollow butts. The fake boobs look really weird jutting out of a bony chest...it's so funny, my guy coworkers will stare at a distance and when the lady comes close, they get SOOO freaked out, cuz the lady is like 80!!