Khumar
February 2, 2008, 7:05pm
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First I would like to thank all of you who participated in here. This was the first of its kind, and I’m very glad to see the participation in this competition. Whether you contributed, or you rated, or just laughed or groaned at the jokes, thank you! I hope to see more people contributing, and yet more people helping me to pick a winner next time.
And now, to the results. Based on your votes, mine and the judge’s votes, there were clearly 3 top contenders. The rest of ya’all just sorta tied with each other.
** Third place** winner is this little gem:
Second place winner are these little numbers:
Really, you all should just not even waste your time participating, because with these homemade jokes of mines, nobody stands a chance.
Q: What does 5abi use to open a locked door?
A: A 6abi.
Q: Why does Amitabh Bachan have a goatee?
A: To hide his (amitabh) BUTTCHIN
Q: What do shrimp sing during Christmas time?
A: Jhinga Bells
Q: What kind of a dance does Abhishek Bachan do?
A: The Abhi-SHAKE!
Q: What do you call a llama with only one strand of hair?
A: Allama Iqbal
Yes and thanks to all my fans out there. Haven’t yet gotten around to checking all that fan mail, but I will do it as soon as possible. Trust me. Yea.Thankyou. God bless.
And now, the first place winner . This one really tickled the funny bones of the guppies. And why wouldn’t it? It’s just so funny. Ok ok I will quit stalling. Drum roll please drum roll
Prince_Ali:
**okay this is a real funny story…
I was on emirates flight, and there were these 2 guys sitting next to me, and u know when the plane is about to take off, they give you these warm face clothes/towels to wipe your face…
So one of the guys (jo shayad pehli baar plane mein betha tha) bit that hot towel (he thought it was chocolate or barfi/mithai so he would try to eat it) and then he went like, ahhhhhhhhhhhhh oooooooooo (cuz his tongue burned).. then the guy sitting next to him (jo kafi dair se towel ko moonh se hawa de kar thanda kar raha tha) said, “tenu kya si na ke thanda kar ke khaween” (tumse kaha tha ke thanda kar ke khana)**
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mere dilley khaab porey ho gaye…armaaan mil gaye
first of all id like to thank Allah for giving me a brain
secondly the jokes forum
thirdly myself for being so amazin :roman:
fourthly, my parents and friends
i used to dream of this in front of my bathroom mirror
n iv won:yahoo:
Khumar
February 2, 2008, 7:13pm
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well all your efforts have finally paid off
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Wooooo
Good job Khumar (first of all), winners and all those who participated
Krypton
February 2, 2008, 10:02pm
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yes thanks khumar bhaii
methay chawl
K337
February 3, 2008, 1:34am
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lifeless:
mere dilley khaab porey ho gaye…armaaan mil gaye
first of all id like to thank Allah for giving me a brain
secondly the jokes forum
thirdly myself for being so amazin :roman:
fourthly, my parents and friends
i used to dream of this in front of my bathroom mirror
n iv won:yahoo:
aww:cb:
congraaaaaaaaaaast to princey,phatima and lifey:yahoo:
well done guys
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Congrats to all the winners:dannyboy:
I’m very happy for all of u:yahoo:
Congrats lifey
& phatima
& princeali
Khumar
February 3, 2008, 5:55am
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omg they all have smileys! how cool is that
fghd
February 3, 2008, 6:51am
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congrats meray nikkamay no’jawanoun :claps:
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**OMGGGGGGGGGGG
i cant believe i won
thank u so much khumar and everyone who voted for me…
wow…
congrats phati & lifey and everyone who participated…
and i must say it was a very creative & interesting competition… really enjoyed it…
**
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You should make 1 every month Khurram phayen
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This was a noora competition
Just kidding, congrats everyone.
Khumar
February 4, 2008, 5:25pm
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**OMGGGGGGGGGGG
i cant believe i won
thank u so much khumar and everyone who voted for me…
wow…
congrats phati & lifey and everyone who participated…
and i must say it was a very creative & interesting competition… really enjoyed it…
**
lol you’re welcome. i’m glad you enjoyed it. so definitely have it again?
lol aina tayme nahin har maheenay karan laiye. besides if i did it then the novelty would wear off but i am definitely going to do this again. thanks again to all who liked it
jaylooooooooos next time khud kay liye bhi vote karna
Krypton
February 5, 2008, 2:29am
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**OMGGGGGGGGGGG
i cant believe i won
thank u so much khumar and everyone who voted for me…
wow…
congrats phati & lifey and everyone who participated…
and i must say it was a very creative & interesting competition… really enjoyed it…
**
omg omg look whos here 1st phalacee winnner da de daa da :lets do some drama:
next time dekhna
chalo ab trophy lo we’v all been waiting tog et ourz after u
soha24k
February 5, 2008, 3:20pm
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hahahaha im so bad at jokes
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yes, ofcourse, naiki aur pooch pooch
**yo who’s the man now?
drama karna hai? chalo all hail the king of jokes
btw lifey, i’d neva liked atif, but after hearing meri kahani, i admit hez a great great singer and im one of his fans now
**
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I don’t do self promotions
Krypton
February 5, 2008, 5:35pm
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yes, ofcourse, naiki aur pooch pooch
yo who’s the man now?
drama karna hai? chalo all hail the king of jokes
btw lifey, i’d neva liked atif, but after hearing meri kahani, i admit hez a great great singer and im one of his fans now
good u shuda been a fan long ago
no1 can escape him:mocking:
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^better late than never
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Hey, what happened to the actual contest thread? I thought I found it but all the jokes were stripped from it.