I’ve got my lifestyle guru (some hippy kid from work) to sort out a life plan for me. I’ve been told that I’m living my life in a constant state of chaos, running from one crisis to another. Apparently, this is not good for my aura.
Part of this lifestyle plan involves me quiting my job at the age of 30, in order to settle down and become a cosy mother/grandmother. That gives me 5 years to make my millions and buy that beach front house in Wales.
I’ve managed to save a few thousand quid, and was about to take my first step on the property ladder when my lifestyle guru informed me that this is not the right path for me, as it would involve too much work (= chaos = bad for aura). I then thought about investing in stocks and shares, to which my lifestyle guru also disagreed (you guessed it, too much work = chaos = bad for aura).
Now this leaves me in a bit of a pickle. I’ve got 10k to invest in something that requires minimum effort and gives me maximum financial gains. I want to turn this 10k into 100k, without damaging my aura in any way. Any suggestions?
Actually, how about we go into business together. The housing boom is well and truly over in the UK, but I hear it's still pretty hot in Pakistan ... we can use my money and your connections to buy something out there.
Bagsy me be the sleeping partner - now that really would be good for my aura.
MQ, I did actually mention marrying Harry (don't like William's teeth) to my lifestyle guru, but she was stictly against the idea (royal duties = chaos = bad for my aura)
Romz (your english bugging me - chaos = bad for my aura).
Oh God! How do you nerdy people figure out all this stuff? I never understood what's the difference between negative yield and positive yield. I mean, they both are yields, no?
AAG, what is the risk factor? My ex driving instructor used to be a millionaire until he invested in something similar to this, and lost everything. Poor man was so poor he had to put up with my God awful driving for years.
Sadi Harry is skinny and has blonde eyelashes and hes far too young for you.Stick to Will. But you’ll have to get past the millions of other girls. We wish you good luck. Leave the royal duties to Camilla:p
ps I had some questions about your work ok if I PM them?
And lay off Harry, he’s my babydoll 
