Thanks Lib. Sorry mods,we have gone out of topic but it is still funny.
Let me mix both of your poems together and make one:
Enjoy!
Hum Ko Maaloom Hai Samosay Ki Haqeeqat Ae Dost
Is Mein Tum Ne Jamal Gota Chupa Rakkha Hai
Rotiaan Kha Ke Woh Lagti hai Bohat hi Bhaari
Aesa Lagta Hai Tipaai Pe Ghadra Rakkha Hai
