Once upon a time a Danni, Maddy and Aliyish were captured by the Red Indians on a prospecting trip in North America. They been tied up against their respective totem poles for a day when the Chief walked up to Maddy, pinched the skin of his upper arm and said, “Hmmm, heap good skin, nice and thick. Will make heap good canoe. You have a last request?”
“That case of gin I had when your boys caught me. I’d like that”, says Maddy. He’s provided with his gin and is taken off to a teepee for his final night. The Maddy drinks two bottles of gin.
In the morning the Indians dispatch him, skin him and make him into a canoe. The canoe lasts a couple of days when it tears on a rock. Next day the Chief walks up to DAnni, pinches the skin at the top of his arm and says, "Hmmm, heap, heap good skin, very, very thick. Will make heap, heap good canoe. You have a last request?
“Ah’ll huv ma whisky back”, says DAnni. He’s provided with his whisky and taken off to a teepee for his final night. DAnni drinks three bottles of whisky. He’s already dead when the Indians come to collect him the next morning. They skin him and make him into a canoe. The canoe lasts a week before it tears on a rock. Next day the Chief walks up to Aliyish, pinches the skin at the top of his arm and says, "Hmmm, heap, heap, heap, heap good skin, very, very, very, very thick. Will make heap, heap, heap, heap good canoe. You have a last request?
“I’d loike a fork.”, says Aliyish.
The Chief gives him a funny look but gives him the fork. Aloyish takes the fork, stabs himself repeatedly shouting, “Yer no makin’ any bloody canoe outta me!”
