mairey hi lahu par guzer auqaat karo ho
mujh say hi ameeroon ki tarha baat karo ho
din eik sitam, eik sitam raat karo ho
wo dost ho dushman ko bi maat karo ho
hum khaak nasheen, tum sukhaan aaray sar-e-baam
pass aa k milo, door sai kia baat karo ho
hum ko jo milaa hai wo tumhin se to mila hai
hum aur bhula deen tumhen, kyaa baat karo ho
youn to kabhi mun phair k dekho bhi nahin ho
jab waqt paray hai to madaaraat karo ho
daaman pe koi chheent na khanjar pe koi daagh
tum qatl karo ho, k karaamaat karo ho
baknay do tum Aajiz ko jo bole hai, bakay hai
diwaanaa hai diwaanay se kyaa baat karo ho
hum tu bus begum ko eik hee baat yaad delatey hain
jo na katey aaree sai, wo katey bihari sai …and she is like STOP IT. I am a Pakistani!!! She is always in search of stereotype one liners for people from Agra (thats where my father migrated from)
I believe my FIL family is from Patna and Gaya (thats the city right?) . Most of the young generation has moved to cities like Kolkatta and Delhi but her uncles are still in Patna and Gaya
…and she is like STOP IT. I am a Pakistani!!! She is always in search of stereotype one liners for people from Agra (thats where my father migrated from) 
