Chintoo : Aaj maine apni class mein sabse pyaari larki ko phansa li..
Friend : Woh kaisey?
Chintoo : “Class lagi thi.. Maine kaghaz ka jahaz bana ke Phainka. Jahaza teacher ke pass chala gaya. Uss ne ghusey se poocha yeh kiss ne phainka? Maine us larki ka naam le liya aur who phans gaye bichari.”
A: Woh sab Tongey pe baithi theen, Tonga wala ne mujh se poocha, yeh gali (street) dosrey end se khuli hai? Maein ne keh diya haan, Magar woh gali dosri side se band thi. 2 ghantey phassi raheen
Another one is..
A: Maein ne aaj 2 ladkiyan ikathi phasa leen
B: Woh kaise?
A: Woh dono train main seat pe baithi theen maein un ke darmiyan ja ke baith gaya.. Unhoon ne kaha, tum ne to hamain phasa hi liya hai.