ek din mulla naseerudeen ghomte ghomte ek ajnabi abadi main ja puhunche.wahan dekha ke nariyel ke trees qatar der qatar the jin per bare bare nariyal lage hui the.mulla ki to raal he tabak pari.immediatly ek tree per ja cherhe and started to cut nariyals from tree.But nariyal buhut mazbuti se laga tha.Mulla ne jo zoor lagaya to phisal gai and nariyal se latak gai.ab aalam ye tha ke kai feet bulund tree ke ooper mulla kisi nariyal ki tarah pattoon ko mazbooti se peckre hoi latke hoi the and madad ke liye bula rahe the.at the same time one man with his camel came hare and saw mulla at this situation.us ne camel ko tree ke neeche kiya and camel ke peeth per stand ho ker mulla ki feets pakerni chaheen.after some time camel saw green grass and he ran towards it .camel man mulla ki taangoon ko paker ker khara reh gaya and camel us ke neeche se nikel giya.no the situation was that sub se ooper nariyal, nariyal ke sath mulla,mulla ki tangoon ke sath camel man.mulla and camel bothe started crying.after some time elephant rider passed from hare and listend the sounds of crying and reached the spot.wo hathi leker tree ke neeche aaya and ihtiyat se camel man ki taangain khaincheen.itne main hathi neeche se nikel giya.ab to aalam ye tha ke mulla and camel man ke sath elephant rider bhi is nagahani aafut main mubtala ho giya.He said to mulla"ooiye -----nariyal mat chorna,neche aaker main tumhe ek hazaar ashrafiyan doon ga".Mulla became very happy.Camel man said"jinab--------nariyal ko mazbooti se paker ker rakhna neche ja ker main aap ko honey ki bottle and three thousand ashrafian doon ga"
ye sun ker hathi wala bola"main char hazaar doon ga"
“5 hazaar"said camel man
“6 hazaar"said elephant rider
“7 hazaar”
“8 hazaar”
“9 hazaar”
bahas increase ho gai to mulla ki happiness ka koi thikana hi na raha.Unho ne nariyal ko chora and donoon hathoon ko phaila ker kaha"phir to main itna ameer ho jaon ga”
hath chor ker bazoo lahrate hi shakh hath se chooti aur sab ke sab"pata put” pucke mangoes ki tareh neche gir gai
un teenoon ke alaaj ke liye money ki zuroorat he taawun farmain
ek professor class main aai to bachoon se kaha
"aaj main aap ko frog ke bare main baton ga"
ye keh ker us ne pocket main hath dala to us ke hath main cake tha ye dekh ker proffesor ne kaha"ye cake he to woh kiya cheez thi jo main ne raste main khai thi"
ek professor class main aai to bachoon se kaha
"aaj main aap ko frog ke bare main baton ga"
ye keh ker us ne pocket main hath dala to us ke hath main cake tha ye dekh ker proffesor ne kaha"ye cake he to woh kiya cheez thi jo main ne raste main khai thi"
sharam karo...itna purana joke...tuaba tuaba!
main ek sunati hoon...
jab banda 22 storey building say girta hai to awaz aati hai AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
DHARAM!!!
aur jab pehle say hi gir parta hai to awaz aati hai
DHARAM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
oh shikra you seem to think you are REALLY FUNNY so why don't YOU be the Mod of the Joke's Forum haan?! And then you can take your time and translate all the Urdu jokes for us poor ABCDs who are missing out on all the loads of laughter :(
oh shikra you seem to think you are REALLY FUNNY so why don't YOU be the Mod of the Joke's Forum haan?! And then you can take your time and translate all the Urdu jokes for us poor ABCDs who are missing out on all the loads of laughter :(
oh shikra you seem to think you are REALLY FUNNY so why don't YOU be the Mod of the Joke's Forum haan?! And then you can take your time and translate all the Urdu jokes for us poor ABCDs who are missing out on all the loads of laughter :(
Nah, if I become the mod, then my jokes wouldn't be funny anymore, they would become ............ well nevermind :D
