Today I met 2 of my old LANGOTIAY YAAR from the college days
After almost 15 years or so.. 
One lives in the GTA, other was visiting from Pakistan. The connections were somehow established and we decided to meet together.
Anyway - we got together at the GTA guy’s place
Time passed in talking about old college days, till his wife brought tea… His wife is also someone who we know from back in pakistan, through some common family friends and all. She is a great lady with a wonderfull sense of humor, a one liner expert, and we have been the victim of some of her double edged jokes on quite a number of occasions 
She asked the Paki Visiter
“Bhai jaan Cheeni kitnay chamchay”
The guy says
“*Jee Doo (2) *”
She says;
“Maidani ya PahaRi” ?
And the guy is like ==== > 
And then it dawned on all of us what she meant
PahaRi is Topped up - high, filled like a small hillock
Maidani is a Levelled tea spoon
I think we almost rolled over the floor laughing for some time
afterwards he clarified that he wanted doo chamchay MAIDANI
she sounds fun