Three guys were crossing over a bridge when a magician came across them. He told the guys that he will grant only one wish of each. But in one condition, each of them has to jump over the bridge and ask for what they wish and they will land on it.
The first guy jumps and the moment he jumps he says “MONEY” … boooom he lands on money. He picks all the money and runs home. The second guys jumps off and asks “GOLD” boooom he lands on gold he takes all gold and runs homeward. The third was very excited. He runs and jumps but he slips and says " OHH SHYTT "
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At a convention of biological scientists, one researcher remarks to another, "Did you know that in our lab we have switched from mice to lawyers for our experiments?"
"Really?" the other replied, "Why did you switch?"
"Well, for five reasons. First, we found that lawyers are far more plentiful. Second, the lab assistants don't get so attached to them. Third, lawyers multiply faster in numbers, Fourth, animal rights groups will not object to their torture. And fifth, there are some things even a rat won't do. There is a drawback however; sometimes it's very hard to extrapolate the test results to human beings"
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The pilot on a small plane announced that the plane was going to crash and it's every man for himself. The pilot and co-pilot then grabbed two parachutes and jumped out of the plane. The four passengers, an old priest, a 10 year old boy, a brain surgeon and an attorney, ran to the storage area for the remaining parachutes -- there were only three left.
The brain surgeon said, "There is only one other doctor in the world that can perform the type of surgery I do, and I can save thousands of lives, I'm too needed to die" -- so he grabbed a pack and jumped.
The attorney then pushed aside the priest and the 10 year old, grabbed a pack and explained, "Since I am an attorney, my life should be saved because I have superior knowledge and intelligence and am very much needed to advise all the thousands of people less brilliant than me", and then he jumped.
The old priest turned to the young boy and said, "Son, take the last parachute, I have had a full life and am at peace with my Maker, you have your whole life to live yet".
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^
Here is the missing bit,
The boy Replied, no worries father, the attorney jumped with my backpack.
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I have heard the same joke, but with bin Laden and Bush. And Bush was the first one to jump.
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wt the hell u guys talking about....?? you were suppose to laugh at the joke !!! wt is this story each of u sketching all the way down....thats funny lolzz
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najjam thanks for completing the joke