Army Training k dauran 1 officer ne santa se pucha:-
Ye hath me kya hai?
Santa:- Sir Ye bandoouk hai!
Officer:- Ye bandook nahi tumhari izzat or shaan hai, Tumhari MAA HAI MAA!
Then Officer to another Sipahi (Banta):-
Tumhare hath me ye kya hai?
Banta:- Sir, Ye Santa ki maa hai or humari AUNTY HAI AUNTY.
